Arbit Writing is a form of writing in which one sentence is completely different from other yet connected in some way or the other. I participated in an Arbit Writing Competition some time back. Here is an excerpt; (letters in the bold fetched more points if used in the writing. The word to start with was "Meditation". I finished with "Meditation" too :D )
Meditation is what I often do during my engineering lecture hours. Ofcourse, hours’ hand is smaller than minutes hands’. But then, even a proton is very small. Maybe that’s why my blood group is inspired by it ; be positive. Mathematicians say a positive sign ensures addition of two parameters. One must understand that a para-meter is not a unit of distance like a kilometer. Rickshaws charge per kilometer. But not my cell phone, which get charged only when I connect it to a power supply. Handling power is not a piece of cake, ask Congress. Do you know that piece and peace are homophones ? Symbolically white represents peace unless we talk about the Great White Shark. The San Jose Sharks are a big name in the National Basketball Association of America. Generally only the south Indians are known to have bigger names than them since their surname contains the names of their ancestors too. Theory says that the ancestors of the garden lizards were destroyed by a meteor strike. These strikes and curfews are a bane, not a boon, to the current economic crisis. David Boon was infact a former cricket player known for his elegant drives. Some drives next to the sea in Hawaii are very famous in the world. “The world of Mario” is my favourite video game. Gaming is now forbidden in most sanctuaries and national parks. Cities have employed thousands of parks to provide cars with enough parking space. Ofcourse, the space is very vast with millions of stars and planets. But the stars are in consant scrutiny of the media. The media plays an important role in the reaction of sodium nitrate with HCl. India normally reacts very slowly after the terrorist attacks. The attacks can be minimised by taking care of the heart by having proper diet and regular exercise. Surely exercising ban on plastics is a debatable issue. But recent issues of Readers’ Digest have focussed more on cash and capital than on life. Focus on the Capital was required since Obama was visiting us this year. Statistically, billions of people visit google everyday. “Everyday is not Sunday” is true but it goes wrong on Sundays. Kids especially like sundaes given the amount of chocolate put up on the ice cream and the fancy scoops. A scoop is given a foul in hockey if the opposition player is nearby. My player doesn’t play the music well when I go to high altitudes. But being high with marijuana can cause intoxication and can make you fall. Though the water falling from Niagra Falls has its reasons in gravity. There is a lot of gravity in global warming talks too. The answer lies in panipuri which is a perfect recipe for inciting talks with taste. If I were not an atheist I would just say that only God can be termed perfect. Some people are termed life sentences. Without sentences, English Literature would not make any sense. Sensors basically works on principle of electromagnetism . The Principal of my school happened to work only on increasing his bank balances. Banks and wines become better with age. Stone age was bettered by Medusa I suppose, since she turned everything into stone. Turning is made possible by utilizing torque on wheel motion. A motion should be passed forbidding Lalu to speak English and Thackrey to speak Marathi. Speakers have already been banned at many places after ten in the night. But “A Night at the Call Center” was very well received and everyone tried to grab its first hand copy . One benefit of playing poker is that one can have more than two hands. The more the merrier doesn’t apply to the number of beggers in a town. The numbers of Slumdog Millionaire were also a pleasure to hear. Hearings of cases in Indian courts may take a decade also; Oman is good that way. But it is really a bad omen if a cat crosses your way. Cross is to the church is what skull is to a pirate. Piracy is eating the very foundations of film industry. Being industrious has its own losses. In tennis, the more you lose when the more you are stuck at love. And that is why I love Meditation .
